Chicago River Carp Naval Campaign 07 04 2010
You know what Chicago people are like. They’re like all those Asian Carp in the Chicago River. The people of Chicago have been transformed into Asian Carp in the river and they are all hell bent on destroying the Great Lakes. We must stop their insipious spread.
Damn irony of this is I worked for and affluent investment company that was said to raise money for environmental companies. It was located on the 96th floor of the Sears Tower.
What a sickening contradiction of hierocracy this is. The irony here is the culmination of all their investment banking in Chicago has lead to the ruin of one of our countries greatest natural resources. If you are from Chicago, read this and object to it, it is because you lack the common sense to trump your ill minded intellect and ego.
You know what we from Milwaukee ought to do, take a barge filled with rocks and clay, motor it down to the mouth of the Chicago River and bulldoze that damning material off the barge and plug its mouth.
And we will keep sending barge after barge until it is plugged.
We will call this the Milwaukee Military Campaign to save the Great Lakes. And it was incited by me. President Obama take the burden off my shoulders and pardon me for this Military Naval action by manning the first ship at the helm. Are you not from Chicago, and would like to see the water where you grew up clean and utilizable for recreation.
This river was engineered some 100 years ago to carry away the city’s waste. The river used to flow out of Lake Michigan; it was engineered reverse the flow of waste into Lake Michigan. Well we don’t get rid of our waste this way anymore. We don’t dump it in our neighbor’s backyard or that of other community members, we deem powerless to speak their voice about it.
Let those Windy City folk borrow our fish poles and Bow Fishing gear to kill and retrieve those carp. And they must then eat every damn one of them. Now after we flood the river and make it flow the way God intended it to, I will personally sit by Oprah Windfry and fish for carp. Oprah and I will be the only two exceptions of those that are not forced to eat the carp, unless Oprah opts out. President Obama reining in from the great state of Illinois, where Abraham Lincoln came from, can you right this wrong? Don’t let it drain like the oil spill.
God Bless Those Who Speak For Others That Can’t
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy
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